There Is No Saint Ellen

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Mar 1

dynamiteneophyte:

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#let us observe the mating ritual of the avenger #we notice first that the avenger likes to circle - this alerts the other avenger that interest is shown #once they have circled one another three times - and no less - the avenger begins with insults #this riles the opposite avenger up so that he can’t decide if he’s angry or sexually stimulated #however once the avenger realizes that he is sexually stimulated he counters with insults of his own #thus creating a sexual tension so great that neither avenger can resist #the mother and father avengers will have to wait for the two to finish their ritual and mating before they can save the world once more #and meanwhile fury’s like #’…motherfuckers’

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